Two and a Half Men

Total Seasons :12Total Episodes : 262

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Two and a Half Men

Episodes(24)

Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal

1. Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal

Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with him.

Air Date : 2003-09-22

Big Flappy Bastards

2. Big Flappy Bastards

Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage of Alan, who keeps going to her house to fix things.

Air Date : 2003-09-29

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a husband and now as a father.

Air Date : 2003-10-06

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.

Air Date : 2003-10-13

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

5. The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes.

Air Date : 2003-10-20

Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

6. Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie realizes the man's daughter is a woman he's trying to avoid.

Air Date : 2003-10-27

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

7. If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends.

Air Date : 2003-11-03

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

8. Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.

Air Date : 2003-11-10

Phase One, Complete

9. Phase One, Complete

Charlie is convinced that a woman who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she befriends Jake and Evelyn.

Air Date : 2003-11-17

Merry Thanksgiving

10. Merry Thanksgiving

Realizing he's losing someone special, Charlie plans a Thanksgiving dinner to convince her he's a family guy and that she should be with him.

Air Date : 2003-11-24

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

When Alan is surprised to see that Judith has had a makeover and is dating a man, he decides to have Charlie help him transform his image.

Air Date : 2003-12-15

Camel Filters and Pheromones

12. Camel Filters and Pheromones

Berta's granddaughter spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old.

Air Date : 2004-01-05

Sarah Like Puny Alan

13. Sarah Like Puny Alan

Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date with two sisters, one of whom Charlie's been wanting to date for a long time.

Air Date : 2004-01-12

I Can't Afford Hyenas

14. I Can't Afford Hyenas

Charlie's financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and now he must go on a budget.

Air Date : 2004-02-02

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

Charlie invites a mysterious, slightly crazed woman to stay at the house until she can settle some family problems.

Air Date : 2004-02-09

That Was Saliva, Alan

16. That Was Saliva, Alan

Charlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and not him.

Air Date : 2004-02-16

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

17. Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die when the boy has an accident while in his care and has to be rushed to the hospital.

Air Date : 2004-02-23

An Old Flame with a New Wick

18. An Old Flame with a New Wick

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.

Air Date : 2004-03-01

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

19. I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Judith's devious siren sister stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn brings alcohol and has a party of her own.

Air Date : 2004-03-22

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Jake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take him to a child psychologist.

Air Date : 2004-04-19

No Sniffing, No Wowing

21. No Sniffing, No Wowing

Charlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alan's divorce lawyer, who could make things difficult for Alan if she were, say, dumped by a self-centered lothario.

Air Date : 2004-05-03

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

22. My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to his brother's lack of sex following his divorce, and comes up with a cure.

Air Date : 2004-05-10

Just Like Buffalo

23. Just Like Buffalo

When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women convince Judith to stop Jake's visits with his dad and Charlie.

Air Date : 2004-05-17

Can You Feel My Finger?

24. Can You Feel My Finger?

Charlie has a pregnancy scare involving one of his one-night stands and decides to go for the big "V," and we're not talking Vegas.

Air Date : 2004-05-24

Cast

Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen

(Charlie Harper)

Jon Cryer
Jon Cryer

(Alan Harper)

Angus T. Jones
Angus T. Jones

(Jake Harper)

Holland Taylor
Holland Taylor

(Evelyn Harper)

Marin Hinkle
Marin Hinkle

(Judith Harper)

Melanie Lynskey
Melanie Lynskey

(Rose)

Jenna Elfman
Jenna Elfman

(Frankie)

Juliette Goglia
Juliette Goglia

(Joanie)

Rebecca McFarland
Rebecca McFarland

(Leanne)

Jane Lynch
Jane Lynch

(Dr. Linda Freeman)

Kristin Richardson

(Tiffany)

Krista Allen
Krista Allen

(Olivia Peason)

Heather Locklear
Heather Locklear

(Laura)

Abigail Mavity
Abigail Mavity

(Brianna)

Eugene Byrd
Eugene Byrd

(Lenny)

Lucky Vanous
Lucky Vanous

(Kevin)

Teri Hatcher
Teri Hatcher

(Liz)

Johanna Nicosia
Johanna Nicosia

(Desiree)

Noel Fisher
Noel Fisher

(Freddie)

Elena Lyons
Elena Lyons

(Susan)

Vernee Watson-Johnson
Vernee Watson-Johnson

(Nurse)

Christine Dunford
Christine Dunford

(Gloria)

Kristin Dattilo
Kristin Dattilo

(Cindy)

Amanda Swisten
Amanda Swisten

(Darlene)

Chris O'Donnell
Chris O'Donnell

(Bill)

Darryl Sivad
Darryl Sivad

(Cab Driver)

Marc Grapey
Marc Grapey

(Stuart)

Madison Mason
Madison Mason

(Tommy Pearson)

Eric Allan Kramer
Eric Allan Kramer

(Bill)

George Wyner
George Wyner

(Sheldon)

Sam Lerner
Sam Lerner

(Andrew)

Ski Carr
Ski Carr

(Gonzales)

Thomas F. Wilson
Thomas F. Wilson

(Mike)

Stacey Travis
Stacey Travis

(Linda)

John Valdetero
John Valdetero

(Phil)

Megan Fox
Megan Fox

(Prudence)

Yvette Nicole Brown
Yvette Nicole Brown

(Mandy)

Richard Lewis
Richard Lewis

(Stan)

Don Foster
Don Foster

(Ken)

Steffani Brass
Steffani Brass

(Debbie)

Amanda Tosch
Amanda Tosch

(Vicki)

Jenna Gering
Jenna Gering

(Naomi)

Rhyon Nicole Brown
Rhyon Nicole Brown

(Ashley)

Alana de la Garza
Alana de la Garza

(Crystal)

Jennifer Bini Taylor
Jennifer Bini Taylor

(Suzanne)

Tricia O'Kelley
Tricia O'Kelley

(Brooke)

Katelin Petersen
Katelin Petersen

(Katie)

Daniel Escobar
Daniel Escobar

(Richard)

Cristine Rose
Cristine Rose

(Lenore)

Byrne Offutt
Byrne Offutt

(Paul)

Amy Farrington
Amy Farrington

(Kathleen)

Cheryl White
Cheryl White

(Ruth)

Liz Vassey
Liz Vassey

(Kate)

Kristin Bauer
Kristin Bauer

(Laura)

Louisette Geiss
Louisette Geiss

(Karen)

Eddie Gorodetsky
Eddie Gorodetsky

(Doug)

Zachary Polmanteer

(Ernie)

Deena Dill
Deena Dill

(Miss Tuttle)

Jacob Urrutia

(Luis)

Myndy Crist
Myndy Crist

(Wendy)

Lisa Arning
Lisa Arning

(Cheryl Ann)

Lori Lively
Lori Lively

(Kathy)

J.D. Walsh
J.D. Walsh

(Ted)

Nick Toth
Nick Toth

(Football Announcer)

Elise Robertson
Elise Robertson

(Second Nurse)

Jamie Day

(Annette)

Terry Rhoads
Terry Rhoads

(Dr. Andrew Sperlock)

Steven Tyler
Steven Tyler

(Steven Tyler)

Denise Richards
Denise Richards

(Lisa)

Frankie J. Allison
Frankie J. Allison

(Rodney)

Kris Iyer

(Dr. Prajneep)

Chris Jacobs

(Dave)

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