Pirate Express

Total Seasons :1Total Episodes : 26

300 years ago, Captain LaPoutine and his crew, Armando, Burt, Booli and Spewey tried to steal a princess' tiara, but unfortunately they accidentally stole Poseidon's underwear instead. This angered Poseidon and made him shrink the pirates and imprison them in a bottle. In the present day, The pirates were accidentally released by his younger son, Newt. So Newt decided to take control of the pirat...

Pirate Express

Episodes(26)

Poseidon or Bust/Finders Keepers

1. Poseidon or Bust/Finders Keepers

Newt and the Pirates must deliver a shiny new statue of Poseidon to its grand unveiling party. / The Pirates embark on a mission to return a wallet to an angry Cyclops.

Air Date : 2015-04-26

Little Miss Swordshine/Ship Wretched

2. Little Miss Swordshine/Ship Wretched

LaPoutine's great-great-great-great granddaughter turns up claiming ownership of the Pirate Express. / The Pirates split into two rival parties in a search for treasure.

Air Date : 2015-04-26

Turkey Leg of Doom/Hair of the God

3. Turkey Leg of Doom/Hair of the God

When looking for a giant hairball, Booli ends up taking a mind controlling Turkey Leg

Air Date : 2015-04-26

Enter the Octogod/Dead Men Wear Plaid

4. Enter the Octogod/Dead Men Wear Plaid

Newt and the Crew have to rescue Gordon from octopus worshipping natives. / LaPoutine challenges his rival Captain Skulldidgery to winner-takes-ship race to the edge of the world.

Air Date : 2015-04-26

Bilge Rat Zombies/Ghost of Ships Passed

5. Bilge Rat Zombies/Ghost of Ships Passed

On the eve of an inspection, Newt and the Crew discover they have rats on board. / Newt pretends to be a ghost to haunt LaPoutine.

Air Date : 2015-04-26

Night of the Geminis/Ships and Salsa

6. Night of the Geminis/Ships and Salsa

Newt and the Crew ferry Ted the Cyclops and his brutish twin daughters to Poseidon's party. / Armando has a crisis of confidence when he gets a pimple.

Air Date : 2015-04-26

All A Bored/Club Fed

7. All A Bored/Club Fed

Newt and the Crew are stranded when the god of wind takes a holiday. / Newt and the Pirates must recover Poseidon's lost pet Leviathan from a beach resort.

Air Date : 2015-04-26

White Wedding/Saltiest Dogs

8. White Wedding/Saltiest Dogs

Armando ruins the wedding of Newt's brother when he steals the bride's heart. / Newt and the Crew compete in a pirate reality TV game show.

Air Date : 2015-04-16

Shrieking Violet/Starboard Struck

9. Shrieking Violet/Starboard Struck

Zeus's spoiled daughter decides she wants LaPoutine as her new pet / Renowned actor Johnnie Bermuda joins the Crew to prepare for his upcoming role.

Air Date : 2015-04-26

Get Kraken/Grill of My Dreams

10. Get Kraken/Grill of My Dreams

Newt and the Crew fight over an adorable baby orphan kraken. / Newt regrets firing Booli but struggles to get him back after Poseidon hires him as his new chef.

Air Date : 2015-04-26

Penguin Law/Shop 'til You Drop Anchor

11. Penguin Law/Shop 'til You Drop Anchor

Spewey faces off with his childhood nemesis to determine the future Emperor of the Penguins. / Newt takes the Crew gift shopping for the first time in 300 years.

Air Date : 2015-04-26

Opposites Ahoy/Udder Chaos

12. Opposites Ahoy/Udder Chaos

Newt is transported into an opposite world whilst his opposite arrives in Atlantis. / Newt and the Crew must replace Poseidon's magical bath milk or he will become powerless!

Air Date : 2015-04-27

Out of Key/Thumb Wars

13. Out of Key/Thumb Wars

Davy Jones pursues Newt and the Crew to get back his stolen locker key. / Newt and the Crew rescue Burt after a dragon captures him to use as his thumb.

Air Date : 2015-04-27

One Flew Over the Crow's Nest/Game On

14. One Flew Over the Crow's Nest/Game On

LaPoutine's elaborate ruse to reclaim an old treasure gets him stuck in the Pirate Hospital. / Newt and the Pirates are pitted against Zeus' terrifying beasts at a Gods sports day.

Air Date : 2015-04-27

Licence to Thrill/Beast in Show

15. Licence to Thrill/Beast in Show

Newt has to pass his "drivers" test or risk losing control of the Pirate Express. / Newt and the Pirates are sent to retrieve a part-seahorse part-unicorn to help Poseidon win a "Beast in Show" competition.

Air Date : 2015-04-28

Fine Feathered Fiend/Lumber Jerk

16. Fine Feathered Fiend/Lumber Jerk

Spewey is pushed out of the crew by LaPoutine's new pet parrot. / Newt and the Pirates rescue a wooden boy who then tries to steal their masthead Nelly.

Air Date : 2015-04-28

Father Time/Manure Overload

17. Father Time/Manure Overload

LaPoutine steals the God of Time's time travelling scythe in order to change history and the captaincy of the Pirate Express. / Newt and the pirates seek a cure for Armando after the monstrous Medusa turns him to stone.

Air Date : 2015-04-28

No Sea for Old Salts/Sealed Fate

18. No Sea for Old Salts/Sealed Fate

Newt hooks up with some famous bad boy celebrity pirates and the Pirate Express crew are left out. / Newt and the Crew set out to rescue Marie-Celeste from the evil clutches of Skulldidgery.

Air Date : 2015-04-29

Blunder Down Under/Engaged in Battle

19. Blunder Down Under/Engaged in Battle

Newt and the Pirates pose as plumbers to rescue Spewey from the Underworld. / Newt turns matchmaker when Burt reveals he thinks he has a crush on a mermaid.

Air Date : 2015-04-29

Beggars Can't Be Cruisers/Voyage of the Edam-ed

20. Beggars Can't Be Cruisers/Voyage of the Edam-ed

The Pirates start a pirate cruise holiday experience in order to loot their guests. / Newt and the Crew get trapped on the cursed Flying Dutchman ship.

Air Date : 2015-04-29

Greeced Lightning/The Godd Couple

21. Greeced Lightning/The Godd Couple

Newt and LaPoutine accidentally swap bodies after being struck by Zeus' lightening bolts right before family portrait day. / Newt and the Crew are forced to babysit Hades' giant three-headed guard-dog Cerberus.

Air Date : 2015-04-30

Gordon's Fish Tale/Love on the Rocks

22. Gordon's Fish Tale/Love on the Rocks

Newt and the Crew help Gordon maintain the ruse that he is King of the Oceans when his mother comes to visit. / Newt tries to help his Poseidon's flagging pop career but Davey Jones has other ideas.

Air Date : 2015-04-30

Malaise of the One Eye/The Future Is Now

23. Malaise of the One Eye/The Future Is Now

Newt and the Crew break Poseidon's trident and make a deal with his enemy, the Cyclops, to fix it. / The Pirates are duped into buying a 'magic' spyglass that they believe foresees their future.

Air Date : 2015-04-30

Booty Camp/Put Another Captain's Log on the Fire

24. Booty Camp/Put Another Captain's Log on the Fire

Poseidon thinks Newt needs to toughen up so sends him to a bootcamp run by Ares, the God of War. / Newt is about to be appointed the permanent captain of the Pirate Express, but his Crew have other ideas.

Air Date : 2015-04-27

Booty Nights/Fountain of Misspent Youth

25. Booty Nights/Fountain of Misspent Youth

Newt and the Pirates are framed and sent to jail for a robbery they didn't commit. / The Pirates become babies after falling into the fountain of youth.

Air Date : 2015-04-28

Jungle Booty Part 1/Jungle Booty Part 2

26. Jungle Booty Part 1/Jungle Booty Part 2

Newt and the Crew embark on a mission to find Eldorado, the long lost city of gold. / Newt and the Crew save Eldorado from Skulldidgery and his thieving band of skeletons!

Air Date : 2015-04-29

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