Pirate Express
Total Seasons :1Total Episodes : 26
300 years ago, Captain LaPoutine and his crew, Armando, Burt, Booli and Spewey tried to steal a princess' tiara, but unfortunately they accidentally stole Poseidon's underwear instead. This angered Poseidon and made him shrink the pirates and imprison them in a bottle. In the present day, The pirates were accidentally released by his younger son, Newt. So Newt decided to take control of the pirat...
Episodes(26)
1. Poseidon or Bust/Finders Keepers
Newt and the Pirates must deliver a shiny new statue of Poseidon to its grand unveiling party. / The Pirates embark on a mission to return a wallet to an angry Cyclops.
Air Date : 2015-04-26
2. Little Miss Swordshine/Ship Wretched
LaPoutine's great-great-great-great granddaughter turns up claiming ownership of the Pirate Express. / The Pirates split into two rival parties in a search for treasure.
Air Date : 2015-04-26
3. Turkey Leg of Doom/Hair of the God
When looking for a giant hairball, Booli ends up taking a mind controlling Turkey Leg
Air Date : 2015-04-26
4. Enter the Octogod/Dead Men Wear Plaid
Newt and the Crew have to rescue Gordon from octopus worshipping natives. / LaPoutine challenges his rival Captain Skulldidgery to winner-takes-ship race to the edge of the world.
Air Date : 2015-04-26
5. Bilge Rat Zombies/Ghost of Ships Passed
On the eve of an inspection, Newt and the Crew discover they have rats on board. / Newt pretends to be a ghost to haunt LaPoutine.
Air Date : 2015-04-26
6. Night of the Geminis/Ships and Salsa
Newt and the Crew ferry Ted the Cyclops and his brutish twin daughters to Poseidon's party. / Armando has a crisis of confidence when he gets a pimple.
Air Date : 2015-04-26
7. All A Bored/Club Fed
Newt and the Crew are stranded when the god of wind takes a holiday. / Newt and the Pirates must recover Poseidon's lost pet Leviathan from a beach resort.
Air Date : 2015-04-26
8. White Wedding/Saltiest Dogs
Armando ruins the wedding of Newt's brother when he steals the bride's heart. / Newt and the Crew compete in a pirate reality TV game show.
Air Date : 2015-04-16
9. Shrieking Violet/Starboard Struck
Zeus's spoiled daughter decides she wants LaPoutine as her new pet / Renowned actor Johnnie Bermuda joins the Crew to prepare for his upcoming role.
Air Date : 2015-04-26
10. Get Kraken/Grill of My Dreams
Newt and the Crew fight over an adorable baby orphan kraken. / Newt regrets firing Booli but struggles to get him back after Poseidon hires him as his new chef.
Air Date : 2015-04-26
11. Penguin Law/Shop 'til You Drop Anchor
Spewey faces off with his childhood nemesis to determine the future Emperor of the Penguins. / Newt takes the Crew gift shopping for the first time in 300 years.
Air Date : 2015-04-26
12. Opposites Ahoy/Udder Chaos
Newt is transported into an opposite world whilst his opposite arrives in Atlantis. / Newt and the Crew must replace Poseidon's magical bath milk or he will become powerless!
Air Date : 2015-04-27
13. Out of Key/Thumb Wars
Davy Jones pursues Newt and the Crew to get back his stolen locker key. / Newt and the Crew rescue Burt after a dragon captures him to use as his thumb.
Air Date : 2015-04-27
14. One Flew Over the Crow's Nest/Game On
LaPoutine's elaborate ruse to reclaim an old treasure gets him stuck in the Pirate Hospital. / Newt and the Pirates are pitted against Zeus' terrifying beasts at a Gods sports day.
Air Date : 2015-04-27
15. Licence to Thrill/Beast in Show
Newt has to pass his "drivers" test or risk losing control of the Pirate Express. / Newt and the Pirates are sent to retrieve a part-seahorse part-unicorn to help Poseidon win a "Beast in Show" competition.
Air Date : 2015-04-28
16. Fine Feathered Fiend/Lumber Jerk
Spewey is pushed out of the crew by LaPoutine's new pet parrot. / Newt and the Pirates rescue a wooden boy who then tries to steal their masthead Nelly.
Air Date : 2015-04-28
17. Father Time/Manure Overload
LaPoutine steals the God of Time's time travelling scythe in order to change history and the captaincy of the Pirate Express. / Newt and the pirates seek a cure for Armando after the monstrous Medusa turns him to stone.
Air Date : 2015-04-28
18. No Sea for Old Salts/Sealed Fate
Newt hooks up with some famous bad boy celebrity pirates and the Pirate Express crew are left out. / Newt and the Crew set out to rescue Marie-Celeste from the evil clutches of Skulldidgery.
Air Date : 2015-04-29
19. Blunder Down Under/Engaged in Battle
Newt and the Pirates pose as plumbers to rescue Spewey from the Underworld. / Newt turns matchmaker when Burt reveals he thinks he has a crush on a mermaid.
Air Date : 2015-04-29
20. Beggars Can't Be Cruisers/Voyage of the Edam-ed
The Pirates start a pirate cruise holiday experience in order to loot their guests. / Newt and the Crew get trapped on the cursed Flying Dutchman ship.
Air Date : 2015-04-29
21. Greeced Lightning/The Godd Couple
Newt and LaPoutine accidentally swap bodies after being struck by Zeus' lightening bolts right before family portrait day. / Newt and the Crew are forced to babysit Hades' giant three-headed guard-dog Cerberus.
Air Date : 2015-04-30
22. Gordon's Fish Tale/Love on the Rocks
Newt and the Crew help Gordon maintain the ruse that he is King of the Oceans when his mother comes to visit. / Newt tries to help his Poseidon's flagging pop career but Davey Jones has other ideas.
Air Date : 2015-04-30
23. Malaise of the One Eye/The Future Is Now
Newt and the Crew break Poseidon's trident and make a deal with his enemy, the Cyclops, to fix it. / The Pirates are duped into buying a 'magic' spyglass that they believe foresees their future.
Air Date : 2015-04-30
24. Booty Camp/Put Another Captain's Log on the Fire
Poseidon thinks Newt needs to toughen up so sends him to a bootcamp run by Ares, the God of War. / Newt is about to be appointed the permanent captain of the Pirate Express, but his Crew have other ideas.
Air Date : 2015-04-27
25. Booty Nights/Fountain of Misspent Youth
Newt and the Pirates are framed and sent to jail for a robbery they didn't commit. / The Pirates become babies after falling into the fountain of youth.
Air Date : 2015-04-28
26. Jungle Booty Part 1/Jungle Booty Part 2
Newt and the Crew embark on a mission to find Eldorado, the long lost city of gold. / Newt and the Crew save Eldorado from Skulldidgery and his thieving band of skeletons!
Air Date : 2015-04-29
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