Andy Van Allen, former hero of the cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy receives an unusual offer - the Children of Castor fan club-organised cruise around the Greek islands, with him as the principal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.
Genre : ComedyDramaTV Movie
Runtime : 90 mins
Release Date : 2002-12-23
(Andy Van Allen)
(Nick Lee)
(Jeff Monks)
(Russell)
(Hugh Bispham)
(Graham Ball)
(Jenny)
(Yasmina)
(Himself)
(Himself)
(Vivienne)
(Daniel)
(Neil)
(Billy's Time Bike Fan)
(Captain Koulouris)
(Mrs Hatcher)
('Casualty' Doctor)
(Gemma Clay)
(Mickey)
(PA Romy)
(Jim Schneider)
(Castor Voice Over)
(Lloyd)
(Woolly Hat Fan)
(Photographer)
(One-eyed Child)
(Jack Jones Fan)
(Pool 'Castormind' Fan)
('Watson')
('Ponytailed Scumbag')
(Child of Castor)